Gabrielle who has me holding in my bladder not for the first time. I’ve just woken up in the Gynaecology wards at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford. [Ed’s note: always best to overload the description detail of your prose work] After an anaesthetised sleep of wondrous depth after A hysteroscopy.
Fortunately, the hospital provides sanitary pads the size of a pillow, so no damage done.
Thank you for getting me laughing my bed socks off.
Haha! I feel your pain, but in my case it's exacerbated by the fact that I was a technology teacher for twenty years. But, as I carefully explain to people, I taught the creative bits, and I had technicians to call on for the techy bits, which is why I am so very often stymied by the simplest thing now.
Well done and success I hope, but... you might encounter the fact that some astute programmer thought that building in an auto-save function would be smart...
Forgot to say
See what I did there? Avoided the lamentably poor pun of writing the screamer ‘HYSTERICAL!’
Gabrielle who has me holding in my bladder not for the first time. I’ve just woken up in the Gynaecology wards at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford. [Ed’s note: always best to overload the description detail of your prose work] After an anaesthetised sleep of wondrous depth after A hysteroscopy.
Fortunately, the hospital provides sanitary pads the size of a pillow, so no damage done.
Thank you for getting me laughing my bed socks off.
Pxxxx
Soooo familiar!
Haha! I feel your pain, but in my case it's exacerbated by the fact that I was a technology teacher for twenty years. But, as I carefully explain to people, I taught the creative bits, and I had technicians to call on for the techy bits, which is why I am so very often stymied by the simplest thing now.
Well done and success I hope, but... you might encounter the fact that some astute programmer thought that building in an auto-save function would be smart...
Hilarious!
You really are quite clever!