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Jennifer's avatar

I love your details. The beginning and the ending make a perfect circle.

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

That's so lovely to hear, Jennifer. Thank you!

Jennifer's avatar

You’re welcome.

Maggie Alderson's avatar

I am CRYING. Middle Earth, Viking folk songs... it's just heaven. I also hate the dentist, after having an experience not unlike something from Marathon Man. I'm going on Friday. Pray for me.

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

And isn't it the genius of the Marathon Man scene that it's something we can too well imagine? I saw it in a London theater full of British teeth and the collective squirm was a creature unto itself. Wishing you courage and good drugs on Friday, Maggie...

Maggie Alderson's avatar

I postponed the appointment.... couldn't face it today!

Sarah's avatar

Glad you managed to get a good outcome and (hopefully) non-green teeth! I am imagining Dr Toothbrush as a giant toothbrush with a kindly smile. And is Mary gone forever?!

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

Thank you for this, Sarah, and, yes, Dr. Toothbrush is a perfectly lovely man who is extremely kind to the patient of his nightmares. Mary is still around and still a sweetheart, although both she and the doctor are beginning to look just a trifle harried under the new regime ...

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

My first dentist in the US was called, I kid you not, Dr. Drebes. He looked in my mouth and said "What do you Limeys do to your teeth?"

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

Thanks for the giggle, M, and the question has left me wondering just how much sugar was hidden in our thrice-daily slices of Humble Pie? Thoughts?

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

The odd thing is that I was 6 when the sweets/candy became available post-War II and I have never developed a sweet tooth. Probably the absence of any dental care worth a tinker's curse, no fluoride, etc., in my case. {Cue the violins and hanky} We were too poor to have toothbrushes ...

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

Well, that more or less bears out the Jesuits' line about give me a child until he is seven, doesn't it? Uncle Tony would be triumphant.

Marianne Jennings's avatar

It’s the details for me. Every aside adds color and life, especially the “event” guest list, which had me giggling. The way you tell a story is just brilliant. And I love that we got a happy ending. 😀

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

Oh, that's so nice to hear, Marianne, thank you. I was pretty pleased with the happy ending too, and yes, thanks, the Valium made all the difference, and I remain nevertheless a respectable member of society.

Bob Pockney's avatar

Dental charges were introduced in 1952, so not free for most of my life. I believe they were free whilst you were at school though.

Fortunately I've never been much of a sweet eater, so I still have most of my teeth, albeit with a lot of filings. Personally, it's the hygienists I really dislike...

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

That's odd, Bob, because I don't remember ever paying for dental work and my first American dentist's comment is engraved in my mind. There was an urban legend when we were children that one reason we all had so much work done was that the dentists were paid by the government per filling. Who knows? As for the hygienists, my only personal feeling towards any one of them who is landed with working on me is the most profound sympathy....

Bob Pockney's avatar

It's all too long ago ! That's probably true, paid per filling, which is still the case for NHS dentistry, although it's payment per class of treatment. I just paid £75 for a checkup, x-ray and a filling at my NHS dentist.

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

When my first American dentist at last regained the power of speech, his next comment was indeed that "You get what you pay for." L75 on the NHS seems quite expensive to me, but what does a chicken like me know?

Bob Pockney's avatar

I don't have a comparator other than knowing going private would be much, much costlier. Band 1 treatment, just an examination say, would be £27.

The big problem we have is lack of dentists, so in some areas, NHS treatment is impossible to get.

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

I was lucky to grow up at a time when the NHS was efficient, and, having also been blessed with good health so far, I've always thought it was the least I could do for people less fortunate than myself to pay a little extra in tax to help fund their care. I just wish everybody else thought the same ...

K E Koblitz's avatar

Very funny. I leaned a new word that I will probably never use in my life... pusillamimity. That certainly is what the lion in the Wizard of Oz had. Oh, and what happened to Mary?

Gabrielle Donnelly's avatar

Oh, Mary's still there, Karen, although I don't think she and the new sheriff are going out for girly lunches together. Glad you enjoyed the post ...