It was a crowded red-eye flight from the West Coast to the East, and there had been a dispute about my seat, meaning that I would be required to wait until all the other passengers were seated before I could be allocated a new one.
My dear Gabrielle, I am fairly certain that had I been there and heard you mention the "Siege Perilous," I would have snorted and fallen out of my seat, doubled over in hysterics, thereby further delaying the boarding dance. I'm also fairly certain that we would have enjoyed drinks at the airport lounge after we had been escorted off the plane.
My dear Gabrielle, I am fairly certain that had I been there and heard you mention the "Siege Perilous," I would have snorted and fallen out of my seat, doubled over in hysterics, thereby further delaying the boarding dance. I'm also fairly certain that we would have enjoyed drinks at the airport lounge after we had been escorted off the plane.
Probably just as well you weren't there, Joni, I'd incurred enough disapproval as it was!